| You know you are a Zimbo if......
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| You eat a curry pie. One thing that is not made by any other country this far. |
Nomathemba, Hillbrow |
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| aiwa curry pie yekuzimbabwe ndizvo. the first time i had it the taste has never left my mouth and dont think it will |
julia, zimbo ndizvo |
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You have pair yemasandak yeku Bata ne geogette yeku Sales House or else yakatengwa kuMarket Square kwa Latif & Sons. Now that was an outfit to be proud of. The only downfall was dust mumakumbo and the blisters after a long walk to the "Growth Point".
To top it off you have an afro relaxed with "Hair Glo" mafuta evhudzi & the face was smeared with La75. |
Stella, Murewa 80' |
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| You know you are a Zimbo if.... |
| Your name ends in 'more' , like Givemore, Trymore, Lovemore, Satchmore, Luckmore, Gainmore, Talkmore, Passmore etc |
rufaro, Pompey stuntin' |
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-you refer all soft drinks as coke, washing powder as surf, tooth paste as colgate
-If you call your cousins as cousin brothers or cousin sisters.
-if you call a soccer kit as uniform (uniform yebhora)
-if you call all Dippers as Pampers |
Maregere - Chegutu 1990s, Now Pretoria |
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kwamereki vakomamna.! sadza nemaguru |
Augustine, australia 2000s |
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| The jacaranda festivals in First street I used to love them watching from Saunders,seeing the queen and all bands and the girls squads it was great I really miss having all that fun |
Lillian, Harare 1970's |
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You call the traffic lights robots
You couldn't turn right even if there was no oncoming traffic for a mile
You think bored means annoyed, frustrated, or disappointed
You bad-mouth the government but never vote
Your idea of eating out is going to Chicken Inn
Christmas means new clothes, and Christmas dinner is rice and chicken on the braai
You get "disciplined" at school, only to find your parents approve of it.
People have the most wonderful names: Goodwill, Pretty, Blessing, Brilliant, Gift, Given, Beauty, Wiseman, Hilarious, Honest, Hatred, Givemore, Addmore, Tellmore, Blessmore, Lovemore, Lovejoy, Loveness, Trymore, Psychology.
Going to South Africa was fun because when you came back you could show off the awesome Coke cans you collected down there.
Going on holiday just meant going to your rural holiday home.
Everyone in Harare knew that Bulawayo got stuck in a time warp in the 1970s
The petrol in your tank was worth more than your car
You know what "the Epilogue" on the T.V is.
You can spend up to 5 days with no power and think it perfectly normal. |
Georg, Harare, 1990s |
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| When i was bitten up by the street kids along parirenyathwa street on my way to Byo Poly. hey ngaciche ngafa bantu! futhi abanye abafazi bayakwazi ukuzala! |
Nolizwe Liz, Bulawayo , 1990s |
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| all small cars are porche. even if its a lamborghini or mercedes slk or honda accord, or any coup or bmw z4. as long as its a small lower range one door car, ITS A PORCHE. then u are indeed a zimbo. |
Brian, WARREN PARK |
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